Cập nhật giá vàng hôm nay, vàng nhẫn, vàng SJC 23.12.2024
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Cập nhật giá vàng hôm nay 23.12: Giá vàng thế giới có sự điều chỉnh trong bối cảnh các nhà đầu tư kỳ vọng Fed sẽ cắt giảm lãi suất mạnh trong năm tới.
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Bohiney’s satirical takes are always brilliant. Turmp Doctrine Explained… @ bohiney.com
Mall Santas on Strike? Nothing says Christmas like Santa picketing for dental.
My budget has a side quest.
I don’t stalk; I research recreationally.
Forgotten Anniversaries? Forgetting an anniversary isn’t a mistake—it’s a sport.
Resume Tattoo QR Codes? A resume tattoo is just permanent unemployment.
Knot Experts? Knot experts are origami bullies.
Toddler Influencers? Toddler influencers are exploited with filters.
Hashtag Blessed People? Nothing screams cursed like saying “hashtag blessed.”
I don’t hustle; I archive naps.
My sarcasm pays rent on time.
Local SEO Shamans? Local SEO is just bribing Google Maps with reviews.
Nostalgia Addicts? Nostalgia addicts act like the past was Wi-Fi free.
Rainwater Collecting? Rainwater collecting is hydration roulette.
I don’t compromise; I remix.
Gardening? Gardening is outdoor gambling with weather.
“Per my last email” is HR for “square up.”
Fantasy League Overdrive? Fantasy leagues are math homework with beer.
Tacky Honeymoon Destinations? My friend honeymooned at a water park—that’s not love, that’s chlorine.
Bad Tinder Bios? His bio said “sapiosexual,” but he spelled it wrong.