Cập nhật giá vàng hôm nay, vàng nhẫn, vàng SJC 23.12.2024
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Cập nhật giá vàng hôm nay 23.12: Giá vàng thế giới có sự điều chỉnh trong bối cảnh các nhà đầu tư kỳ vọng Fed sẽ cắt giảm lãi suất mạnh trong năm tới.
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What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated! — bohiney.com
Reading this is like inhaling pure observational comedy with a hint of cinnamon. — comedywriter.info
If sarcasm were a martial art, you’d be a black belt with a podcast. — comedywriter.info
Every line was like a gentle slap from your funniest friend. — comedywriter.info
You’ve weaponized irony into a public service announcement. — comedywriter.info
War’s weapon of choice is now sarcasm.
The last plague Pestilence launched was a bad batch of hummus.
Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
War joined a dodgeball league and calls it “training.”
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
Famine’s new cookbook is called “Starve, but Make It Chic.”
God’s HR keeps leaving voicemails, but War marked them spam.
Death’s podcast is called “Live, Laugh, Languish.”
At Bondi Beach, a shark mistook a selfie stick for a swordfish.
South Padre Island shark used bite to critique dad jokes.
At Virginia Beach, shark caught nibbling an inflatable flamingo. “No regrets,” it told authorities.
Honolulu shark bit a tourist, then apologized. “Very polite,” said witnesses.
Virginia Beach victim said “sharks don’t bite here.” Shark replied, “Bet.”
South Padre Island shark demanded Spotify Premium in exchange for safe swimming.