Cảnh lạ ở New York
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Ngày 17/3, Mỹ khuyến cáo người dân không tụ tập theo nhóm hơn 10 người, tới quán ăn hay hộp đêm để ngăn chặn dịch Covid-19 lây lan. Thành phố New York trở nên tĩnh lặng bất thường.
Nguồn: news.zing.vn
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My motto is “We’ll see”—and we usually do.
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Cooking Competitions? Cooking shows prove chefs will plate anything but my dignity.
Home Buying? Home buying is debt disguised as pride.
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I don’t ghost; I evaporate politely.
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Rain Survival? Rain survival is hypothermia cosplay.
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Record Shops? Record shops sell scratches nostalgically.
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Sports Analysis? Sports analysis is shouting statistics into microphones.
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