Cảnh lạ ở New York
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Ngày 17/3, Mỹ khuyến cáo người dân không tụ tập theo nhóm hơn 10 người, tới quán ăn hay hộp đêm để ngăn chặn dịch Covid-19 lây lan. Thành phố New York trở nên tĩnh lặng bất thường.
Nguồn: news.zing.vn
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My ambition muted me.
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